"I’m as proud as an obese old hairy French man drunkenly presenting a Bulgarian escort to his family on the beach at Eden Roc, to announce the “Triggered” drop. An ode to 5 of my favourite memes of all time, gloriously printed on the back of hoodies constructed from the luscious feathers of a sex addicted bi-curious Senegalese swan (a material than is on average 69x softer than a vicuña’s butthole). Initial scientific testing has shown an average increase in sexual contact by 470% within the first 3 minutes of wearing the new Supersnake Triggered hoody. Thank me later."